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lil_phucker
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abc and sexiestman picking up chicks (online)

Postby lil_phucker » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:56 pm

hey losers, check out this social life you guys are missing out on..

msn conversations with girls. featuring three UT celebrities:

jdog = abc
joe = snake
sexiestman = sexiestman
and various girls abc met on the internet
(ridley was busy cleaning claw's truck and was therefore not present)



(8:41 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*I AM
*UT LEGEND
*WO ARE YOU BASTARD
(8:42 PM) emily:
*wtf
(8:42 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*WHOS EMILY
*A FEMALE?
(8:42 PM) jdog:
*YES
(8:42 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*I WANT HIS PIC NOW
(8:42 PM) jdog:
*IT'S GIRL
(8:42 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*HER PIC NOW
(8:42 PM) emily:
*hahahah
(8:42 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*LET ME SEE IT
(8:42 PM) emily:
*no?
(8:42 PM) jdog:
*SHOW HIM
(8:42 PM) emily:
*why?
(8:42 PM) jdog:
*SHE IS HOT
(8:42 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*IS SHE HOT?
(8:43 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*I WAANA SEE HER
*NOW!
(8:43 PM) emily:
*wtf
*no
(8:43 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*IL SHOW YOU MY
*MUSCLES
(8:43 PM) emily:
*hahahaha
(8:43 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*IM MODEL
*YES
(8:43 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*BUT FIRST YOU NEED TO PAY SOME MONEY
*TO ME
*I WORK FOR FETISH WEBSITE
(8:44 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*2 HOURS ON WEBCAM
*WHAT DO YOU SAY
*ARE YOU A GIRL TOO
(8:44 PM) jdog:
*NO
(8:45 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*GIMME
*YOUR PIC
*EMILY
*NOW

(8:49 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*IM MUSCULAR
*PLAY FOOTBALL DO SPORTS
*GO GYM
(8:49 PM) jdog:
*COMPUTER GAME
(8:50 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*I PLAY
*COMPUTER GAME TOO
*LIKE UT
*IM THE BEST ON THAT VIDEOGAME
*FOR ME
*IS LIKE AN SPORT
*I GET SWEATY WHEN I PLAY UT
(8:50 PM) jdog:
*ME TO
(8:50 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*COOL
(8:50 PM) jdog:
*I TAKE SHOWER AFTERWARD
*ALL WET
(8:50 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*ME TOO SOMETIMESS
*THE BACK
*IS WET
(8:50 PM) jdog:
*AND PALMS
(8:50 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*A LOT

(8:53 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*IM THE BEST
*UT PLAYER
(8:54 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*DID YOU READ MY BLOG
(8:54 PM) emily:
*im leaving..
*
* emily has left the conversation.
*

*
* Shelbs has been added to the conversation.
*

(8:58 PM) jdog:
*HERE IS GIRL
(8:58 PM) Shelbs:
*what?
(8:58 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*HELLO
*FRIEND
(8:58 PM) jdog:
*THIS IS A GIRL
(8:58 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*SHOW ME YOUR PICS
(8:58 PM) jdog:
*WHO ME
(8:58 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*SHELBS
(8:58 PM) jdog:
*IM NOT GAY
(8:58 PM) Shelbs:
*umm hi
(8:59 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*WHERE DO YOU GET THIS WOMAN
(8:59 PM) jdog:
*I SHARE WOMAN
*FOR YOU
(8:59 PM) Shelbs:
*who me?
(8:59 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*NICE
(8:59 PM) joe:
*lol
(8:59 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*THANKS MAN
*I APRECIATE THAT
(8:59 PM) jdog:
*YOUR WELCOME
(8:59 PM) Shelbs:
*joey shut up
(8:59 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*WE CAN BE PALS
*SHOW ME THE SHELBS PIC
(8:59 PM) Shelbs:
*what the hell is going on
(9:00 PM) joe:
*lol
(9:00 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*SHELBS
*YOURE TALKING WITH A
*MEXICAN MODEL
*A NUMBER 1
*SPORTMAN
(9:00 PM) Shelbs:
*ok good to know
(9:00 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*AND A LADIES MAN
*SHOW US YOUR PIC
*WE ARE HUNGRY
(9:00 PM) Shelbs:
*i'd rather not
(9:00 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*WHY

* xX Vintage Baby has been added to the conversation.
*
(9:03 PM) jdog:
*HERE IS GIRL
(9:04 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*HELLO
(9:04 PM) jdog:
*HERE WE GO
(9:04 PM) xX Vintage Baby:
*um stop sending me theseeeee
(9:04 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*YOU KNOW LOTS OF GIRLS
(9:04 PM) xX Vintage Baby:
*bye
(9:04 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*VINTAGE
*GIRL
(9:05 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*SHUT UP BITCH
*YOURE TALKING WITH
*A LEGEND
(9:05 PM) joe:
*lol
(9:05 PM) xX Vintage Baby:
*you actually sound like a fag
*Bye!
*
* xX Vintage Baby has left the conversation.
*
(9:05 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*IM AN ATHLETE
(9:05 PM) joe:
*ROFL
*OWNED
(9:05 PM) Shelbs:
*lol
(9:05 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*ADD THAT FAT COCKSUCKER
*NOW
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Postby Judge » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:34 pm

And this has ANY relevance to anything how? :roll:
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Postby {ThC}HacKer » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:35 pm

your thread is gayer than your username


..which is almost as gay as mine :(
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Postby j@Y666**Qc.ca** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:47 pm

abc, join #lilpug. and dont pretend u got ut uninstalled.
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Postby MADMAX » Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:52 pm

ABc that dude THESEXIESTMAN is not all there think he has some kind of special needs :lol:
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Postby dkrypt » Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:50 pm

"cleaning claw's truck" from the rear?
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Postby Acid » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:10 pm

dkrypt wrote:"cleaning claw's truck" from the rear?



That is the coolest thing I have seen you post ever. Thank You for making my beer go down the wrong pipe I almost choked to death. ;)
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Postby lil_phucker » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:27 pm

too bad u drink alone. no one there to save u.
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Postby Acid » Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:04 pm

I wish I had a day alone, the last time I have had more than 2 days to myself was about 22 years ago. Nice try though kiddy.
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Postby divine intervention » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:54 pm

*THE BACK
*IS WET
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Postby Acid » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:13 pm

LMAO nice catch D.
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Re: abc and sexiestman picking up chicks (online)

Postby MADMAX » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:23 am

(8:50 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*I PLAY
*COMPUTER GAME TOO
*LIKE UT
*IM THE BEST ON THAT VIDEOGAME
*FOR ME
*IS LIKE AN SPORT
*I GET SWEATY WHEN I PLAY UT

(9:00 PM) THE SEXIESTMAN O EL ROMPE HUESOS:
*SHELBS
*YOURE TALKING WITH A
*MEXICAN MODEL
*A NUMBER 1
*SPORTMAN

these 2 made me Rofl!
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Postby OBJECTION » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:14 am

omg this is hilarious
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